When you think about slap-happy Russian-style, does your vision of this involve lots of vodka? Male slapping seems to be the new “trend” across Russia and judging by the size of some of these guys slapping each other, we’re not going to ask.
Siberia just hosted an event that was the first of its kind – a male slapping contest. Contestants slap the shit out of one another to claim a championship cash prize and the title of the ‘Siberian Slapper.’ Actually, I just made the Siberian Slapper thing up please don’t anybody hold that against me as I would hate to get the shit slapped out of me.
The Slapping Sport
The rules for the slapping contest are very easy. Two males stand opposite of one another by a table, much like they’re about to arm wrestle. Instead, one slaps the other and then the other slaps back. A loser is determined when one of the contestants can no longer take being slapped. There are some vicariously vicious visions of this super slapping slap fest going viral and I am sure that in no time at all, people around the world will be randomly slapping the shit out of each other all in the name of competition. This would be a great idea for soccer moms, construction workers, city workers, union workers, and other workforces to form leagues. They could compete against each other or against other leagues and slap their way to becoming the champ.
Slap Slapping Dabbing Champ
In Canada and the United States, there are competitions that are very similar to the sport of slapping, except the end reward is much sweeter. We call them dab competitions and in these competitions, contestants go against one another to see who can consume the biggest dab. Rumour has it that doing a major glob of concentrates is very much like being slapped in the face. You will feel the tingles, you will likely sweat, and they often make you dab dance much like some of the Siberians after the slapping commences.
Could you imagine a dabbing competition where you dab dance and slap each other? We could call it “Slaps of Slabs” or “The Slapping, Dabbing, What’s Happenin’ Cappin’ Slap Happy Slab Tournament.”
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