Lace up your Nike shoes, slam back a cup of red magic punch, and get ready to hop aboard a comet ride to an out of this world interstellar humankind alien conspiracy. What would you say if I were to suggest that the U.S government is in communication having secret meetings with aliens? What if I were to tell you that spaceships didn’t fly in for these meetings. But instead, government agents consume large quantities of psychedelics drugs to attend meetings with aliens from other worlds. Does this make me sound crazy? This is precisely the situation that occurred on the Joe Rogan podcast when Info Wars host Alex Jones was a guest recently.
Ayahuasca and DMT were reportedly the psychedelics drugs of choice for government agents. As if this wasn’t enough, some agents have their heart stop beating for up to 5 minutes while having an O2 infusion into their blood. Jones used phrases like “alien base” and “breakaway, rogue intelligence agencies” to express the solidity of his information. Jones goes on to describe the process of these meetings saying, “they turn your heart off for five minutes and they pump oxygen in your blood, and you’re in the meetings.”
When asked what goes on in these meetings Alex Jones had the following to say. You don’t tell people that kind of information “you get killed for this stuff,” and left it at that. While Jones doesn’t take any form of psychedelics, he does admit to smoking weed. He has a “good reason” for this though. He smokes weed regularly to test it for potency. Jones believes George Soros is behind a conspiracy to increase the level of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC in cannabis.
I was feeling him for a second there about the MAN and their alien plans, but when he started on about pumping up THC, he lost me. Come on man, even stoners know it’s not about high THC, it’s about a broad spectrum of cannabinoids like THC, CBD, CBG, THCV, CBN, and CBDa, plus a strong terpene profile working together to achieve the entourage effect.
Alex has some wild viewpoints, but just what if he is right about the government, aliens, and psychedelics drugs? When it comes to the government, you can’t put anything past them. If he is right, and some government or secret intelligence agency reads this, I have a couple of simple questions you can email me the answer to! Do aliens come to earth because it’s the only planet in the solar system with sun and soil grown cannabis? Do they too have an endocannabinoid system like us?